Attention! I am a thief and a burglar! I am on your friends' list and I am coming to take your Christmas shopping as I know exactly where it is.
I know you have been shopping for weeks and are now finished. Plus, I know you and your family are out for the day.
I know this because, for the past few weeks, I have been watching your status updates and you have told me everything I need to know!
Thanks for making it easy for me. Merry Christmas!
Obviously, we're not thieves, but this could easily become a reality. Send an inbox message instead, rather than posting publicly. Remember, your home is your castle, we can help you make it one!
Season's greetings and have a Safe-cell Christmas!